If anything I say in this post is out of school, I assert immunity under the provisions of the Geneva Convention on Locker Room Talk. I'll let Melania Trump explain:
Melania Trump on Locker Room Talk
So, I didn't want to leave the impression from my previous post that I have never learned anything from watching Amber Kanwar on BNN. Here she is doing an impression of NVIDIA as it was in 2022:
Now, here's the very same Amber Kanwar, doing an impression of NVIDIA in 2024:
Wow, I feel like an idiot, I should have bought it.
Right now, Bell Canada looks like this:
But who is to say that next year, it won't look like this?
Melania Trump on unacceptable language.
And yet, she is the same person throughout! Stocks work the same way, always in flux, it’s all a matter of perception.
I'm making a fist with my hand and biting it. BTW, I am not intimidated by her exceptional hair. I get to caress luscious, curly locks every day...my own. But I probably shouldn’t post a pic of my pubic area, so just extrapolate from this:
Now, you are probably wondering: is she Middle Eastern? Is she one of those counter-intuitive Ugandans like Arif Bhalwani? Is she maybe a high-caste Indian? Firstly, watch yourself. Based on the size of these rocks, her heritage is definitely from the sub-continent:
Specifically, she is Punjabi. There are almost 1 million Punjabis in Canada, so it might be worthwhile to take a moment to familiarize yourself with their rich, millennia-old culture:
I recently learned this iconic song not only mixes Jay-Z and Panjabi MC, but it also samples the theme music of Knight Rider. Now, that's what I call true diversity. Eat your heart out, Wes Hall.
Amber has a her own market brief newsletter: https://baystreetamber.substack.com/