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Amber Kanwar - more conciliatory remarks

Amber Kanwar has left BNN.
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If anything I say in this post is out of school, I assert immunity under the provisions of the Geneva Convention on Locker Room Talk. I'll let Melania Trump explain:

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Melania Trump on Locker Room Talk

So, I didn't want to leave the impression from my previous post that I have never learned anything from watching Amber Kanwar on BNN. Here she is doing an impression of NVIDIA as it was in 2022:

Amber Kanwar as NVIDIA in 2022.

Now, here's the very same Amber Kanwar, doing an impression of NVIDIA in 2024:

Amber Kanwar as NVIDIA in 2024.

Wow, I feel like an idiot, I should have bought it.

Right now, Bell Canada looks like this:

Amber Kanwar as Bell Canada.

But who is to say that next year, it won't look like this?

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Melania Trump on unacceptable language.

And yet, she is the same person throughout! Stocks work the same way, always in flux, it’s all a matter of perception.

BTW, I am not intimidated by her exceptional hair. I get to caress luscious, curly locks every day...my own. But I probably shouldn’t post a pic of my pubic area, so just extrapolate from this:

Now, you are probably wondering: is she Middle Eastern? Is she one of those counter-intuitive Ugandans like Arif Bhalwani? Is she maybe a high-caste Indian? Firstly, watch yourself. Based on the size of these rocks, her heritage is definitely from the sub-continent:

Specifically, she is Punjabi. There are almost 1 million Punjabis in Canada, so it might be worthwhile to take a moment to familiarize yourself with their rich, millennia-old culture:

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Panjabi MC
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I recently learned this iconic song not only mixes Jay-Z and Panjabi MC, but it also samples the theme music of Knight Rider. Now, that's what I call true diversity. Eat your heart out, Wes Hall.

Amber has a her own market brief newsletter: https://baystreetamber.substack.com/

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